8/06/2009

man and woman together over night

オトコとオンナが一緒の部屋で一晩過ごす時にする事といえば!
そうですね。たったひとつです。


「眉をかく」です


うちがまだ日本のホテルで働いてた新人時代、
元上司「sissy, 今日はTさん宅へ泊まれ」
うち「えっ?!泊まるって?!どういう事ですか?!」
元上司「Tさんを襲うなよ」
(因みにこの上司宅へ同僚Y君と泊まりに行った時、
”Y君が危ないから”と、うちとY君の間に寝はりました)



Tさん宅でゴハン食べた後、一晩中うちは眉をかく練習をした。
約6時間。かいては消され、消されてはかき猛トレーニングした。

午前3時半頃、うちギブアップ。
「こんなん、キレイに化粧しても誰も何も言うてくれないのに。。。」
Tさん「おまえはアホか。ええか。耳の穴をかっぽじってよう聞け!
ホテルで働いてる時のお前はお前ちゃうねん。
客は夢の様な場所に来て、ドラえもんが出て来たらびっくりするやろ」

ドラえもん。。。



What will it be to do when a man and woman
spends it overnight in the same room?

It's so. It's only one thing to do have them.


"Drawing the eyebrows"


I worked as a new face in the hotel of Japan.

Ex-boss "sissy, you should stay at T's house tonight"
Me "What?" Am I stay at T’s house? What does it mean????????"
Ex-boss “Don’t attack Mr. T"

(By the way, my fellow worker, Y and I visit and stay
at house of my ex-Boss.

At the night, my ex-Boss slept between Y and me
because "there is a lot of danger if he slept with me”)




After supper, I practiced drawing my eyebrows
in T's house overnight.
It was about 6 hours.
When I draw it, he deleted and I draw it again
he deleted again… I took hard training from him.


I gave up at about half past 3 a.m.

Me "Even if I make up beautifully, nobody says anything to me"
Mr. T "You are super stupid. Must hear my voice.
You are not you when you work in the hotel.
If Doraemon comes out, gust definitely surprised
because they comes to the place with dream.


Doraemon. . .